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Published on May 12th, 2016 | by Flipside

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10 Things You Can Do to Honour Library Cat’s Memory

 

Library Cat disappeared and we’re all pretty bummed out about it. Here’s 10 ways you can carry Jordan’s spirit into your day-to-day life

  1. Wander aimlessly around the library area, occasionally stopping to stare at someone
  1. Rub yourself up against a stranger’s leg
  1. Hunt and kill a mouse. If you’re feeling adventurous, drag it into the ground floor atrium and place it at the feet of someone you like
  1. Climb into someone’s garden and play with their cats
  1. Emotionally manipulate strangers then disappear forever
  1. Wage a war on dogs
  1. Start purring when you’re happy
  1. Chase birds around in the summer, and if you catch one, eat its flesh
  1. Set up a facebook fan page and twitter account for yourself, and eventually write a book about your life experiences
  1. Poo in public

 

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