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Published on February 17th, 2016 | by Flipside

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20 White People Who Can’t Walk Cause The Tab Is So Far Up Their Arse

Today The Tab published this list of the most influential students at Edinburgh University. To save you the bother and indignity of reading it, Flipside gives you the breakdown:

  1. Some dude who skis

 

  1. A woman who goes to clubs

 

  1. A bloke that likes business

 

  1. Future Tory

 

  1. Another skier

 

  1. Someone on a boat

 

  1. Naked rugby player

 

  1. Future Tory 2

 

  1. A woman who likes horses

 

  1. This guy who runs a guestlist at Opal

 

  1. Jooooonnay Ross? Tatam

 

  1. This stupid fuqqboi

 

  1. Robbie ‘SHITLOOKATME!!!’ Travers

 

  1. No one that does anything interesting except the Bedlam president and well-good swimmer

 

  1. Token LGBT representative (hahahaha just kidding)

 

  1. Skiier girl

 

  1. You get the idea

 

  1. Someone that owns a tux and actually wears it to Student nights

 

  1. Cecil Rhodes

 

  1. A sports club social sec that will get their friends to look at the article

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