Monthly Archives: March 2015

Zayn Malik to join EUSA sabbatical team for academic year 2015/2016

March 26th, 2015 | by Flipside

Flipside can exclusively reveal that former One Direction singer Zayn Malik will be joining EUSA for the next academic year. Millions […]

Goat to stand as UKIP candidate in general election

March 24th, 2015 | by Flipside

Far right party admits they have run out of human candidates. After losing three general election candidates in the space of […]

Jeremy Clarkson “has left BBC and joined ISIS”

March 16th, 2015 | by Flipside

BBC bosses have reluctantly admitted today that popular presenter Jeremy Clarkson has quit the corporation and crossed the border into […]

Flipside’s EUSA elections 2015 EdQT Drinking Game

March 12th, 2015 | by Flipside

American exchange student bitterly disappointed by lack of seat at Arthur’s Seat

March 7th, 2015 | by Flipside

After overcoming the surprisingly strenuous walk and ridiculous wind velocity, an exchange student from Boston faced a disappointment when reaching the summit of […]

UKIP opens design competition to replace admittedly ugly logo

March 5th, 2015 | by Flipside

As all political parties up the ante in the run up to the general election in May, UKIP has recently […]

6 and a half things you didn’t know EUSA had banned

March 5th, 2015 | by Flipside

This week, EUSA has caused controversy by banning, un-banning, and subsequently re-banning ‘strawpedoing’ in its venues. This is another instance […]

UN convenes emergency summit to avoid war over colour of “that dress”

March 4th, 2015 | by Flipside

Leaders of major world countries will gather today in Washington for last ditch talks to solve what some are calling […]

‘Big Cheese not hardcore enough’ says EUSA

March 1st, 2015 | by Flipside

Responding to the controversial ban on strawpedoing at the Big Cheese, EUSA has stated that students need to stop pussying […]