13 Reasons Why 2015 Was The Year That Broke Satire……
December 31st, 2015 | by Flipside
2015 has been one hell of a year. Shit has got fucked up all too often, and satire became hard. […]
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Monthly Archives: December 2015
5 Things Better than Edinburgh’s Hogmanay
December 30th, 2015 | by Flipside
2016 draws near, and Edinburgh’s Hogmanay celebration is one of the biggest New Year’s parties in the world! But there’s […]
Flipside Reads Your Liberal Flatmate’s Blog So You Don’t Have To
December 28th, 2015 | by Flipside
Reports confirm that your liberal flatmate is a bit irked that you didn’t read their blog after you said you […]
Cameron Fucks Christmas Turkey
December 25th, 2015 | by Flipside
According to a statement issued from 10 Downing Street this afternoon, David Cameron has “really fucked the Christmas turkey”. The […]
Ugly dogs are just for Christmas: Study Finds
December 23rd, 2015 | by Flipside
A recent and devastatingly unfestive study revealed that over 90% of new dog owners would dispatch of their poochy pal […]
Forth Road Bridge Reopens After Gandalf Defeats Balrog Of Morgoth
December 23rd, 2015 | by Flipside
Breaking News: It had been predicted that the Forth Road Bridge would be closed into the New Year, however it […]
Writing for Flipside will be the worst thing you do next semester
December 22nd, 2015 | by Flipside
It is the end of Semester One. The mid-point of the academic year, and the stage where you probably begin […]
Cameron To Spear Hog For Christmas Dinner
December 22nd, 2015 | by Flipside
This week David Cameron has revealed his plans for Christmas dinner, claiming that his choice is ‘a personal tradition’ for […]
Smell of panic slowly fades from Edinburgh University Library
December 21st, 2015 | by Flipside
Following the past weeks in which acclaimed scientists finally identified the mysterious smell which had hung around Edinburgh library […]
Tim Peake Forgets Book
December 21st, 2015 | by Flipside
In among all excitement and furore around his arrival at the ISS, Tim Peake – the first official UK astronaut […]
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