SPONSORED: TOP 5 REASONS TO EAT DOMINO’S PIZZA ALL THE TIME
December 20th, 2015 | by Flipside
Flipside has just entered a lucrative partnership with Domino’s – here’s an article from our pizza-loving pals! 1: You’re lazy […]
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Monthly Archives: December 2015
8 Fun and Practical Christmas Gifts
December 19th, 2015 | by Flipside
1. An avocado food hugger: Avocado is suddenly way more fashionable than you’ve ever been and eating it is your […]
David Moyes Appointed Chelsea Manger: Fans Now Dare To Dream Of Mid Table Finish.
December 19th, 2015 | by Flipside
Breaking News: Recent reports have claimed that Gus Hiddink has taken over the Chelsea managerial role. However, these reports have […]
Forensic Anthropologists reveal Jesus was actually Jewish.
December 19th, 2015 | by Flipside
New research by the forensic anthropologists of Beirut University have revealed that Jesus Christ was actually a young Jewish man, […]
World Gripped With Fear As ISIS Threaten To Release Star Wars Spoilers
December 18th, 2015 | by Flipside
Breaking News: In the early hours of the morning ISIS have issued a statement from Raqqah. It claims that they […]
Man who is bad at job loses job
December 17th, 2015 | by Flipside
Today in south-west London, a man who was very bad at his job got fired, meaning he no longer has […]
7 Greatest Achievements of Humankind
December 17th, 2015 | by Flipside
7: Steve Buscemi’s Eyes: ‘Majestic orbs of infinite wisdom, power and light’…is just one of a million ways to describe […]
Student Feels Cold And Empty Inside Now Peep Show Is Over
December 17th, 2015 | by Flipside
To mark the final episode of Peep Show, Flipside Interviewed 4th Year student, Poppy Milligan. Poppy has just watched the […]
Tim Peake Takes Twin Peaks For a Spin In Six Sleek Cheek-Slimming Weeks
December 16th, 2015 | by Flipside
British astronaut Tim Peake declared his love for David Lynch’s iconic show, saying it helped him lose several kilograms in […]
“Gay Rights, Paris Attacks and Star Wars All Equally Important” Claims Facebook
December 16th, 2015 | by Flipside
Following the decision to allow gay marriage in America, Facebook made it possible to add a filter to a profile […]
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