Farewell, Sweet Prince: An Ode to Johnny Ross-Tatam
May 31st, 2016 | by Flipside
It has been a wild ride, my dear. Passionate, magical and at times even overwhelming, but finally the time […]
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Monthly Archives: May 2016
3rd year forgets to post photos from year abroad
May 30th, 2016 | by Flipside
A third year student on exchange in South America has come to the realisation that all of her friends in […]
Urte Macikene revealed as a secret Hydra agent
May 29th, 2016 | by Flipside
Fans have expressed their outrage following Marvel Comics’ decision to recast outgoing VPS Urte Macikene as an agent of Hydra, […]
Captain Jack Sparrow Distances Himself From Controversial Johnny Depp Character
May 29th, 2016 | by Flipside
Lovable, roguish alcoholic pirate Captain Jack Sparrow has become increasingly embarrassed by the actions of his unlovable, roguish alcoholic real-life […]
Man. Utd Appoint Kezia Dugdale As New Manager
May 27th, 2016 | by Flipside
In a move that many have expected to be announced this week, Manchester United finally confirmed that their new […]
Student Loan Interest Repayment Rates Rise To ‘Fuck You, Be Poor Forever’
May 27th, 2016 | by Flipside
After the government privatised Student Loan repayments, and sold them to another company, Students are now being faced with […]
Zika Virus Planning ‘Mental Euro Interrail’ This Summer
May 26th, 2016 | by Flipside
Recent reports from the World Health Organization suggest that the Zika virus, which has had an awesome time finding […]
Andy Peel announced as the new James Bond
May 25th, 2016 | by Flipside
The search for the new James Bond is over, as MGM, the movie studio behind the James Bond franchise, has […]
Really Intelligent and Culturally Aware Friend Shares 360 Degree Video on Facebook
May 24th, 2016 | by Flipside
Today, your most super cool and awesome up to date technologically aware friend, who never misses a beat and is […]
Nation Ecstatic About Return Of Test Cricket
May 20th, 2016 | by Flipside
After the first day of the test series between England and Sri Lanka, the British people have been hardly […]
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