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Published on October 29th, 2015 | by Flipside

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3 original cat themed costumes, Featuring Library Cat

‘Cats are Done’ they say. ‘There’s no such thing as a original cat costume’ they sneer. However these criticizers are simply fools lacking in imagination.

That Drugged Up Tiger That Your “Friend” Had Pictures Taken To, To Make It Look Like He Personally Tamed A Wild Tiger. 

Prick

For this costume, simply ingest the appropriate amount of sleeping pills to make you seem ever so groggy and the shadow of your past magnificence. Find a place where you can lay down and put a sign next to you asking people to put a fiver in your pocket if they want a picture next to your sedated body.

The Neighbours’ Cat That Your Mum Accidentally Ran Over That One Time (The Trauma)

cat sign

Not going to lie, making yourself flat is going to be difficult. I would suggest wearing an oversized car on your back, or attempting to encapsulate the feeling a child has when they realize that everything dies .

The Emperor of Edinburgh (Library Cat)

cat

First, it’s all in the attitude, you own this library/campus/city.  Secondly, adopt the Library Cat’s distinct markings. Then cart round as many books as your can to make it obvious to anyone who doesn’t immediately get it. Then adopt an air of nonchalance. Anyone who doesn’t get it goes to Napier, and is therefore unimportant.

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