Published on January 13th, 2016 | by Flipside0
4th year “excited for graduation and not even slightly worried by the dark abyss which is graduate employment”.
Being such bloody fine journalistmen Edinburgh Flipside, decided to do the interviews with a 4th year student, and ask them about how they feel about doing the graduating.
This is what the 4th year, Barry Barryson, said, “I am excited for graduation, and not even slightly worried by the dark abyss which is graduate employment. Yes jobs are sparse, and the economy is going terribly. But why not be optimistic? Personally I can’t wait to live with my mum and her partner Adam. They have a lovely one bedroom bungalow in Surrey and the sofa is really comfy. Adam doesn’t really like me and thinks I am a lazy prick, and I hate everything about his existence and want him to die, but I am sure it won’t be too hard to adjust. Yep, who needs a job anyway? I can probably go travelling for like a week in the Yorkshire Dales and then will have ticked the whole see the world thing of the list too. Nope, not afraid, graduating will be great, so many opportunities, so so many……”
Barry has been missing for six days now. We hope he is alright….probably isn’t though is he….
#Staypositive #life #woo #excite