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Published on December 2nd, 2015 | by Flipside

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5 Great Times

1. 4:40PM: who doesn’t love 4:40? Some brilliant things have happened at 4:40, big sports events will have taken place, major battles have happened, humans will have been in space at 4:40. A great way to kick off our list.

2. 1:39AM: Well we all know this is a great time because of the nutters it attracts. You know, those crazy types who always do crazy things around this time, lol, you know, you do don’t you, say you fucking know so we can move on! Good I knew you knew, 1:39 what a time.

3. 7:34 AM: don’t we all know this one? Who hasn’t been up at 7:34 AM and thought what a time to be alive? It is just like any other time to be alive, but this is a really good one.

4. 8:32PM: Now this time is reserved for mavericks only, but do you know what, some people like it, though we will admit it isn’t to everyone’s taste.

5. 111:173: This time is not for the faint hearted. No one has been alive at this time and lived to tell other people about it. However, it is said at this time and this time only, you may find the true meaning of existence, others say you find Mick Hucknall and it is terrifying, Flipside recommends strongly that no one ever goes to this time or a Simply Red Concert.

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