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Published on February 10th, 2017 | by Flipside

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5 Ways to Passive-Aggressively Show Your Friends You Love Them

 

  1. Post it notes, the classic tactic of the passive-aggressive. Start sticking post it notes in their food and in the hoods of their coats so that they either eat your love or are showered in it.
  2. Steal their shampoo, or if you are lucky enough to have fancy friends who have perfume, that’s even better. This way you will smell like you dear friend/s, which will be a lovely reminder throughout the day, and an even closer bond of friendship
  3. Use all their milk so they have to ask to borrow yours and you can feel like a good person and they can think you’re a good person and you can bond over milk.
  4. Put a fuck-ton of glitter in their bed, this will show that you think they are a star and deserve to sparkle
  5. Hang out with them when you have a cold, then they’ll get ill too and you can commiserate together. Then later, so you can look after them and make them better with homemade leek and potato soup . Therefore they will associate you with health and nurturing.

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