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Politics

Published on July 9th, 2013 | by Flipside

Mooncup pledge clinches EUSA election victory

TEVIOT ROW HOUSE – Vice President of Societies and Activities Nadia Mehdi triumphed in the EUSA elections after promising free mooncups to the student population.

Female students expressed delight that such a significant financial burden had been lifted. “I previously spent around 40% of my income on mooncups,” stated one third year female student. Another agreed, saying, “This is a brilliant policy. I know so many girls who choose to use mooncups rather than any other feminine hygiene product.”

The policy also garnered widespread support amongst the male student body. A second year male student commented “I voted for this policy. I don’t want to see females menstruating everywhere.”

Other males surveyed expressed a desire to get their money’s worth from the policy. “I’m going to use my free mooncup as a desk organiser,” explained one male first year student. “It will be very handy for storing paper clips.”

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