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Published on March 6th, 2016 | by Flipside

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6 Articles too raunchy for The Tab

  1. Which instance of genocide best represents your university’s approach to disabled students?
  1. Which terrifying, creepy, smashed bloke at a club that tries to grope every organism that enters his kinosphere are you?
  1. The Tab went undercover to Donald Trump’s terrifying Nazi porn dungeon, deep in the heart of Amazon Jungle: here’s what happened!
  1. This student only ate beans and drank Strongbow for a week – check out his disgusting, ravaged anus, torn apart by 7 days of acidic, pulse-based shit, and this x-ray showing serious erosion of his stomach wall and damage to his small intestine!
  1. Which colourful pile of sick in the middle of the road that has been run over by a truck and also some birds have tried to eat it, but the birds died and now their corpses are mingled in with the sick, would you rather take out for dinner?
  1. This Student shagged four different species of syphilitic farm animal during a long weekend trip to Wales…and now she’s coming to your uni!
  1. This guy used a fleshlight – read about how it changed his attitude to masturbation! (Think they actually published this tame bullshit, ed)
  1. ‘Why St. Andrews is bad and posh’ by a polo-playing private-schooled London Tory wanker (surely they wouldn’t run anything that hypocritical, ed?)

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