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Published on October 29th, 2013 | by Flipside

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Obama accused of spying on Merkel in shower

Drilled peephole between boys’ and girls’ changing rooms at G8 sports day causes international incident.

Relations between America and Germany hit a new low last night after a peephole was discovered between the boys’ and girls’ changing rooms, which have adjoining showers, at the G8 sports block.  German leader Angela Merkel immediately accused President Obama of “peeking through the hole and trying to see mein knickers.”

World leaders had been gathering for their monthly sports day, although Australia’s Tony Abbott was absent, taking remedial science class instead. When the peephole was discovered, fingers immediately pointed at Obama, who last month had been caught sneakily copying Francois Hollande’s homework, while Mr Hollande was showering.

Americans quickly dismissed the claim.  “Michelle Obama is way hotter than Angela Merkel, and Barack can see her knickers anytime he wants to,” said a US source.  “That hole could have been drilled by anyone; Cameron, maybe.  But not Putin, he’s more interested in boys, though he’ll kill me if you print that.  No, I mean it, he literally will!”

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