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Published on September 29th, 2015 | by Flipside

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After Enjoying Feeling Popular After Blood Moon, Astrologists Announce The ( not made up) Purple Moon

After all the excitement surrounding the Blood moon, astrologists around the world are excited to announce that on the 31st of September, there will be the first purple moon in 56 years, and the next time it will be seen in this hemisphere won’t be until 2067.

Daniel Yonkers, astrologist at the Institute of Fine Astrology remarked “It’s incredibly exciting. And totally not made up, It wasn’t too long ago we had the blue moon, which admitted is slightly misleading to the public as is its not actually blue. And the blood moon of course was a very rare and amazing occurrence, but also, false advertising, as it’s not actual blood. The purple moon is actually purple.” According to Yonkers, the shade of purple will vary though out the country, from the most delicate of lilacs to the vibrancy of indigo.

“The purple moon will only appear for 15 minutes at 3.05 am. However Yonkers suggests staying up all night in anticipation, “you don’t want to miss this! it’ll be spectacular! And will definitely make your Instagram account more exciting.”

“Watch out if you’re a Virgo though, things could get crazy”

 

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