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Published on December 2nd, 2015 | by Flipside

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Air On Strike Following Syria Vote

Following the vote to authorise air strikes in Syria, the air is going to go on strike, Earth reports. This will mean that no planes can fly to Syria to bomb it. It really is a massive shame.

In an exclusive interview Earth said,

“Look if you humans cannot use my air space correctly I am just going to tell it to go on strike! Idiots. Air isn’t a death facilitator, it is for pretty clouds and rainbows. So don’t be dicks about it. “

Cameron has lashed back out, “Bloody nature, so well unionised: so leftie, so liberal, we will find a way round this you commy!!” He declared while shaking a fist at the sky, when he was hit by all the lightning. It didn’t kill him but will have hopefully taught him a lesson. Jeremy Corbyn looked smug.

Meanwhile the air has decided it is going to go on holiday to space while it is on strike, and isn’t sure when it will be back.

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