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Published on May 9th, 2016 | by Flipside

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American Exchange Student Takes ‘Sun’s Out, Gun’s Out’ Too Far

Inspired by the classic erase ‘sun’s out, gun’s out’ and #Blessed with weather that doesn’t resemble grimy, cold soup, an American student has brought a little bit of his culture to the UK on this fine, fine day.

 

Unfortunately many other students simply relaxing on the meadows, a few of them enjoying a few lovely pieces of dizzyingly barbequed food, and the vegans among them tucking into humus and Stella Mcartney Sausages’ with a patronizing grin on their face, were unaccustomed and scared at the sight of the Americans’ guns.

 

‘He kept saying he had a right to get them out as much as everyone else. It was shocking, it’d never seen it before’ said Marie-Ann-Lilly Parker, ‘I just wanted to enjoy my couscous in the fifth day of sun of the year’.

 

The American in question Lance Chuck said ‘I have rights’.

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