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Published on February 11th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Anti-Trump Dogs Look Forward to Epic Walkies

Following on from a week last Monday’s widespread protests, and those immediately following the inauguration of President Trump, this weekend will once again see a large gathering of those opposed to the Muslim travel ban, and the UK Governments inability to distance itself from the US administration. Moreover, dogs. Many dogs. Many Dogs protesting Donald Trump.

Shorkie (it is a cross between a Yorkshire Terrier and a Shih Tzu. No really, it’s adorable), and good boy, Otto Von Bisbark said,

‘I’m feeling very motivated about the protest for a number of reasons. The Populist trash spouted by Trump has duped the American electorate into voting for a maniacal Fascist with a Napoleon complex. He has lied to them time, and time, again and I can only hope they wake up to this deceit sooner rather than later and fully mobilise as one. Furthermore, the cosying up to him by Theresa May has left a vile taste in my mouth, and that’s not down to the nappy I just consumed. Of course, Trump is not an isolated problem. In Europe, and here in the UK, we have witnessed the rise of xenophobia and misogyny to frightening levels, utilised by wannabe-demagogues that threaten to plunge us into a dystopian future. We stand together now and fight!

Von Bisbark finished,

‘Plus, the march begins in the Meadows, one of my favourite hang-outs. So that means, squirrels, and other dogs, and loads of people, and other dogs. Honestly I might dislocate my tail I’m so excited!’

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