Published on September 18th, 2017 | by Flipside0
Beloved Children’s Entertainer Sean Spicer Faces Backlash For White House Involvement.
TINSEL TOWN – It was a startling moment of controversy when beloved children’s entertainer Spicer took the stage at the 2017 Emmys. Moments after he went on stage did critics remind everyone he was the enemy of the free press only TWO FUCKING MONTHS AGO. While many applauded the bloated entertainer for his ‘sad-confused man’ character as he whipped out his classic lines (‘Largest crowd ever’, ‘It was not a lie’, ‘There will be no more televised press briefings’) others were weary of seeing the former White House Easter Bunny be celebrated for his time upholding the Trump Regime.
‘I understand he has some troubling politics,’ Stephen Colbert told Flipside. ‘But we want to celebrate his work as the depressed little man who brought so much joy to my kids.’
Backstage, away from the theatrics of the awards was a different story. Instead there was Sean Spicer sitting alone in the green room, four sweaty chins stacked around his beefy neck as he scrolled through twitter after typing his name into the search bar. He is gassy and alone. One of America’s most memorable clowns whose relevance would be gone by the next tweet by @realdonaldtrump. It would be a sympathetic sight until you remember this was the fucker who popularised the doublespeak phrase ‘fake news.’ Then you remember the upsetting reality: that Spicer would’ve faded into obscurity if White Hollywood didn’t find him so gosh darn adorable.