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Politics

Published on November 12th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Ben Carson Out Crazies Trump in GOP Polls

In a recent poll by the Republican Growth and Opportunity Party, Ben Carson has officially overtaken Donald Trump as ‘the lunatic maverick’ of the Republican nominees. With his recent comments about the Pyramids, the Holocaust, and his new Hip-Hop single, the general population now considers Ben Carson much much crazier than Donald Trump and his Mexican-Wall plan. The official breakdown is:

45% of people think Ben Carson is an Arkham inmate who got lost in an MSNBC debate.

27% of people think Donald Trump is a boiled peach who has attained consciousness.

10% think Jeb Bush should just go home and chill with his grandkids.

18% asked ‘who the hell is Carly Fiorina’ (Feeorino? Furiso? Ah who cares)?

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