Published on February 17th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Bernie Sanders and Jeremy Corbyn never seen in the same room
NBC news today pointed out that grizzly old socialist Bernie Sanders and grizzly old socialist Jeremy Corbyn have never been seen in the same room, leading to accusations that they may in fact be the same person.
“The possibility has emerged that the left-wing politicians of today are in fact just one man turning up at a different place in a different time-zone, wearing a fake beard and putting on an accent. Intense cryptographic study of their speeches reveal not a single rhetorical difference – only the nouns change” the report announced.
Reddit has responded with a theory that Jeremernie Sancorbynders might be the one true saviour, here to rescue the world from the brutal and oppressive regime of the lizard people (I think they prefer the term ‘reptilians’, ed)
More to follow.