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Published on January 17th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Black Pudding Demands Emancipation

In light of the new study in which nutritionists declare black pudding a ‘superfood’, the blood-based dish is demanding a ‘separate but equal’ treatment from other puddings.

Speaking on behalf of black puddings everywhere, actor Sean Penn gave the following statement: ‘We are not sweet, we are not a dessert, we’re not even that delicious, but this continued condemnation of us as inferior side dish will not continue. This study now proves the superiority of the Black Race… of puddings.’

Mr. Penn then kicked the English reporter in the face and walked back to his L.A. penthouse.

 

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