Published on February 9th, 2017 | by Flipside0
Corbyn Gives Defiant Rallying Call From Under His Bed
Jeremy Corbyn yesterday laid down the gauntlet for a clash of titanic proportions from his hiding place under his bed, where it is believed he has resided for the last few months.
Invoking memories of Winston Churchill’s inspirational 1940 ‘We Will Fight Them On The Beaches’ speech to the nation, Corbyn has left the political establishment quaking with fear as they will surely now realise whatever plans they hoped to institute will end in defeat.
Whispering to make sure he did not disturb anyone, Corbyn, reminiscent of Shakespeare’s St Crispin’s Day speech from Henry V, stated: ‘I’m fully refreshed after a long rest and hope I haven’t missed anything……The real fight starts now’
Asked for a reaction, a Government spokesperson said, ‘Corbyn? Corbyn, Corbyn. No, it doesn’t ring any bells. You say he is the leader of the Opposition?’