Published on March 22nd, 2016 | by Flipside0
Breaking News: Library Cat is missing. Students refuse to sit exams .
The most beloved animal on campus, the Library Cat of Edinburgh University, has been reported missing. Wailing has been heard echoing though the library as students realized that the mascot, the light and hope of the library, has disappeared.
Currently the Library Cats’ state of mind is unknown. He may be simply had enough of students aggressively trying to pet him and the incessant secondary smoke from the hordes of nicotine infused students that hang around outside, ‘chilling’.
But this much is clear, the students cannot cope with a loss such as this at such a delicate time. We need the Library Cat to provide us with hope. Please God, I’ll believe in you if you bring Library Cat back.