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Published on October 10th, 2013 | by Flipside

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Breaking News: Wiki Leaks film leaked to the press

Edinburgh Flipside has learned that the film documenting the Wiki Leaks scandal has in fact been leaked just days in advance of its release. A spokesperson for the production company responsible for ‘The Fifth Estate’ commented, “We predict to lose millions. Everyone has already seen the film.”

Initially it was suspected that Julian Assange had found a means to leak the big name blockbuster. However, in a shocking controversy it has been revealed that the man playing his character, Benedict Cumberbatch, was in fact the culprit. Investigators believe that Cumberbatch took his method acting too far, and decided to leak the film in an artistic outburst.

Mr Cumberbatch simply stated, “Acting is an art, is anything really wrong when one is in character?” before bursting into a scathing retort in the form of a Shakespearean monologue . In addition, the interviewer reported that Benedict’s eyes were dreamy and his voice was soft and soothing, leading him to being coerced by Cumberbatch to leak the article.

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