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Published on March 22nd, 2017 | by Flipside

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Brexiters, Remainers and the Politically Disenfranchised All United Over Terrorism Going And Fucking Itself

Following the horrific attacks at Westminster, earlier this afternoon, the people of Britain have already suspended their differences on the pronunciation of scone, and whether the royal family is a good thing or a terrible ghoul of an embarrassing past, to agree that terrorism is universally painful and can go fuck itself.

Political leaders from across the country have put out this shared statement on the UK’s behalf:

“Just fuck off. You have fucked up the world for so many people so far and this action is nothing but a massively dickish continuation of that. It isn’t on and despite our differences that is something we can all agree on. Go away. No one likes you and what you do; so just stop doing it. “

Flipside would like to offer its support of this notion and offer its condolences to the victims, friends and families of all those involved. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-39355505

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