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Published on January 11th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Lovecrumbs: Edinburgh’s Cutest Fire Hazard

WEST PORT – Local style blog BeardGrease.co.uk and the Edinburgh Fire Marshal have recently announced their favorite cafes  with Lovecrumbs taking the prize for ‘Most Twee’ and ‘Biggest Danger to Occupants.’ After years of competing with the construction site/ artisan coffee shop Brew Lab, Lovecrumbs has finally claimed its rightful place as the greatest threat to any of its customers.

From its low hanging, bare light bulbs and antique 19th-century electrical wiring to its repurposed dry wooden furniture and unmonitored grills Lovecrumbs has charmed locals despite the numerous health and safety violations.

‘We’re really proud of the cafe,’ owner Twee Machine Jones told Flipside. ‘We tried not to cut any corners in making the most adorable cafe in Scotland. In the process, we created a space that could collapse at literally any moment. Look! Even the space heater is from the 1940s! Is it likely to set fire to this entire place? Who knows?’

Still, the cakes are nice.

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