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Politics

Published on December 13th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Cameron Proposes to Rename Great Britain As Greater London.

Breaking News: In the early hours of the morning Prime Minister David Cameron has proposed to rename Great Britain as Greater London on the grounds “the two are virtually one in the same”.

In a statement issued at Downing Street Cameron stated, “Look, I believe it’s a fair proposal. It allows the world to understand our political and cultural institutions much more easily, and most importantly makes marketing much easier. As I’m PM, I can’t see any issue with passing the motion in the Commons by early January. After that, everything will be better; it will shut up those pesky northern folk for one. They will have no right to tell us that we only care about London when they are also part of Greater London. The tube will still only work for actual London though. The name change won’t do anything good for the rest of the country, just London. I love London and I love me. Thank you.”

Donald Trump and Katie Hopkins are two high profile individuals who have come out in favour of Cameron’s calls.

As leader of the opposition, Jeremy Corbyn said something well-meaning and morally correct or something.

In the North Tim Farron was hahahahhahahhahahahha, Tim Farron is the leader of a political party, ahahahhahaha.

Nicola Sturgeon has condemned Cameron’s suggestions as insulting and childish, but is secretly delighted that the Conservative government keep cocking up as it means no one actually notices when they make a mistake the size of a bridge which spans an estuary or something.

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