SK8R LIFE INSURANCE (SK8) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ASSOCIATION (EUSA) ▼-2005.21
ALEX SALMOND’S HAIR ▼ 230.067
CONSERVATIVE & UNIONIST NATIONAL TWEED CO (CUNT) ▲69.99
LADS, INC (LAD)▲1783.44
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION ZOCIALIST, INC (NAZI)▼2.48
BEDLAM THEATRE GROUP (BT) ▲ 5.74
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY CREDIBILITY (UC) ▼ 1.000567
PETER HIGG’S SWAG ($G) ▲∞
BOTECO (BOT) ▲ 456.34
AVERAGE AGE IN TEVIOT (OLD) ▲ 67.45
PANDA CHILDCARE UK PLC (PCU) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
MILEY CYRUS EDINBURGH FAN CLUB (TWERK)▲ 42.67
DIRECTION OF NOSES UPON MENTION OF EDINBURGH NAPIER (NOZ) ▲ 90.00
EXAM PERFORMANCE IN MCEWAN HALL (STARE) ▼ 11.000567
TEVIOT CHIPS (SHIT)▼ 56.23

Politics

Published on November 1st, 2015 | by Flipside

0

Cameron To Deny That Earth Is Round At Next PMQs

David Cameron was on the ropes at PMQs this week as Jeremy Corbyn asked him the same question six times. The Prime Minister was flummoxed as the Leader of the Opposition repeatedly asked him about tax credits.

Following this it appears Corbyn will ask Cameron if the world is round at the next PMQs, and surprisingly Cameron intends to deny.

“It is the exact type of communist nonsense that Corbyn will spread, I am not saying the world is flat, I am just saying that if Corbyn thinks it is round, then it almost certainly isn’t, what is he trying to imply by that, that there are people on the top and people on the bottom? See it is all lefty-liberal nonsense, inequality isn’t a thing is Britain and the world isn’t round” said Mr Cameron in advance of the next PMQs meeting.

Abandoning his previous style of New Politics, where he acted as a tannoy announcer for the public’s grievance, Corbyn gave a strong showing and refused to accept Cameron’s attempts to dodge the question and will do the same with the next opportunity.

“In fairness, the world is round, I don’t know why this is going to be a debate, but hell if he won’t accept that attacking the weakest members of society for the greater good of his benefactors and his own personal pockets, then it is probably unsuprising that he thinks the world isn’t round.”

“The Leader of the Opposition, radical Communist and leader of the Corbynistas, is brutalising politics and running it through the muck by asking unfair questions,” said Oliver Fotheringham, “How do you expect a world leader to answer a question honestly which has such geo-political ramifications?

“He has no shame and I don’t like his tone. It is honest and he apparently hasn’t fucked a pig, he is playing the game all wrong!”

 

 

 

 

Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterShare on RedditEmail this to someone

Tags: , , , , ,


About the Author



Comments are closed.

Back to Top ↑