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Published on December 22nd, 2015 | by Flipside

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Cameron To Spear Hog For Christmas Dinner

This week David Cameron has revealed his plans for Christmas dinner, claiming that his choice is ‘a personal tradition’ for the festive season. The Prime Minister will be cooking ham this year—‘that’s right, the whole pig! With all the trimmings, stuffing its face with new and creative seasonings. I can’t wait.

‘There’s just something so satisfying, so primal, about sticking it in a hog at this time of year. It really makes people come together I feel.’

When asked by Flipside whether he thought his choice would be in any way associated with the allegations earlier this year that he had…during his time at university…put his penis inside a dead pig’s mouth, Mr. Cameron replied, ‘Eat my dick.’

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