New NUS President Promises: ‘I WILL Sort Out £1 Shots For the Lads’
May 2nd, 2016 | by Flipside
New NUS President Malia Bouattia, who ran a successful campaign in the support of liberation groups, has promised that […]
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Weather Genuinely Most Interesting Topic of Conversation
April 29th, 2016 | by Flipside
After two days of completely schizophrenic weather across the UK, with unpredictable bouts of snow, hail, wind and sunshine […]
Ken Livingstone Wins Bet
April 28th, 2016 | by Flipside
Today, on what is usually Ed Balls day, Flipside can exclusively announce that Ken Livingstone definitely won some kind of […]
Maverick Wears Christmas Socks in April
April 27th, 2016 | by Flipside
Today, general legend and all round Archbishop of Banterbury, Dave Mate, went absolutely rogue, and wore his Christmas socks […]
‘Jeremy Hunt Has Gone Too Far’ Claims Ghost of Harold Shipman
April 26th, 2016 | by Flipside
This morning, prompted by the junior doctor’s strike and contract dispute that is currently engulfing the NHS, the ghost […]
The Guardian Publishes Article About Being a Millennial
April 25th, 2016 | by Flipside
Today, in one of the most unlikely turns of event in journalistic history, British newspaper the Guardian published an […]
NUS Not Denying the Holocaust, Just Politely Ignoring It
April 22nd, 2016 | by Flipside
NUS, the elected student body that represents British universities, which is staunchly anti-Israel and anti-Zionist but definitely-not-anti-semitic-how-dare-you-suggest-such-a-thing-you-fucking-kikes, has opted […]
Prince Definitely Definitely Not Dead, Right? Surely It Can’t Be Possible? Right Guys? RIIIGHT!?!?!?!
April 21st, 2016 | by Flipside
Pocket-sized paisley bouffant genius Prince is definitely, 100% still alive, cause there’s just not fucking way he’s suddenly died, after […]
Zac Goldsmith to Rename London ‘Ethnicland’ If He Wins Mayoral Election
April 21st, 2016 | by Flipside
Pansexual, multilingual twatbag Zac Goldsmith has promised to rename the capital if he is elected mayor, claiming that the […]
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