Student looking forward to posting on Facebook that he’s voted
June 7th, 2017 | by Flipside
With Edinburgh students’ expecting to experience the ‘Most important vote of their lifetime’ for the 7th subsequent time tomorrow, many […]
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Browsing the "Politics" Category
May on Nuclear Warfare: For the Many, Not the Few
June 3rd, 2017 | by Flipside
Last night’s Question Time saw pinko fairy Jeremy Corbyn astound demented people everywhere by declaring he wasn’t insane enough to […]
Patrick Garratt to stand in General Election
June 1st, 2017 | by Flipside
In a shock announcement, EUSA VPAA Patrick Garratt has announced that he intends to stand for Parliament in the seat […]
Jared Kushner Tried to Set Up Private Myspace Page with Trump, Putin and Lavrov
May 28th, 2017 | by Flipside
Reports have emerged that first son-in-law Jared Kushner tried to set up a private Myspace page, in order to conduct […]
Highest Terror Threat No Match for Own Existential Dread
May 24th, 2017 | by Flipside
Leading psychologists have suggested that the fear and pain caused by the threat of terrorism in the UK is still […]
Flipside Discovers ‘Human’ Side to PM in Recent Interview
May 21st, 2017 | by Flipside
On a recent trip to a primary school Flipside caught up with the current Prime Minister and members of the Cabinet, […]
Fresh-Faced 19 year old Looking Forward to Potential Disenfranchisement
May 21st, 2017 | by Flipside
Having today registered to have their say in the governance of the country, a first-time voter is now looking forward […]
EUSA to replace Sports Bar with Politics Bar
May 16th, 2017 | by Flipside
In a press release today, EUSA announced that from the 25th of May, the Sports Bar in Teviot will stop […]
Leaked Labour manifesto pledge promises to renationalise the colonies
May 12th, 2017 | by Flipside
In an unsurprising leak of the Labour Party manifesto, Flipside can exclusively reveal that Jeremy Corbyn has pledged that if […]
Theresa May Announces Plans To Review Child Labour Laws and ‘Get Them Back Up Those Chimneys
May 6th, 2017 | by Flipside
Hoping to appeal to the general populace, who under increasing cuts and inflation damaging the cost of life, Theresa May […]
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