Cost of wind rises by £200 a month
October 22nd, 2013 | by Flipside
Environmentally responsible energy consumers across the UK are shocked at the news that alongside gas price hikes, the cost of […]
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Climate change “utter rubbish” says man in pub
October 20th, 2013 | by Flipside
According to almost every climate scientist alive, humans are causing dangerous climate change by burning fossil fuels. But Flipside can […]
Badgers to cull Britain’s Tories
October 10th, 2013 | by Flipside
A systematic cull of Britain’s Tory population looks set to go ahead after senior badgers brushed aside objections from scientists […]
Professor Higgs celebrates Nobel Prize with drunken rampage
October 9th, 2013 | by Flipside
EDINBURGH, UK – Professors and students at Edinburgh University’s Kings’ Buildings were shocked today to witness a naked Peter Higgs […]
Global apocalypse “would benefit Britain” claims Environment Secretary
October 1st, 2013 | by Flipside
Owen Paterson, the UK Environment secretary, has claimed that there would be “benefits to Britain” if the planet Earth were […]
Climate Change report states blindingly obvious
September 28th, 2013 | by Flipside
BREAKING NEWS: UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change Report released Today was apparently a big day in the fight against […]
CERN finds revolutionary bit of stuff
September 26th, 2013 | by Flipside
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Scientists at CERN’S Large Hadron Collider have today announced a discovery that may quite possibly transform the foundations […]
What does your student loan actually go towards?
September 16th, 2013 | by Flipside
The average University of Edinburgh student maintenance loan comes in at about £4,000 after all instalments. But Flipside wanted to […]
EUSA calls notion of fixing website before Freshers’ Week ridiculous
September 14th, 2013 | by Flipside
Edinburgh University Students’ Association (EUSA) has this week suggested that fixing its ramshackle website before Fresher’s week would have been […]
Apple announces increase in prices in order to save product image
September 2nd, 2013 | by Flipside
CUPERTINO — Apple Inc. has decided to increase the price of its product line in a bid to keep “undesirables” […]
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