Published on October 8th, 2015 | by Flipside0
Chips Shared Don’t Count
After extensive scientific query and assessment, dieticians around the world have come to the conclusion that chips begged, borrowed and stolen from the person who actually bought the chips, don’t count in the non financially contributing eaters daily calorific in take.
The scientific community has deemed the discovery, which is sure to rock the nation of dieters, as ‘sensational’.
Leading dietician Monica Frond said, “It seems that as soon as one nicks a chip, the calorific intake of the chip significantly reduces to almost nil. Being a cheeky bastard has no consequences! Why order your own, when you can pilfer chips with zero calorie intake?”
Chip embezzler, Joey Anderson, has exclaimed his happiness at the news, “I thought ransacking the chips bought by someone else would one day catch up to me. But it turns out everything is going to be just fine. My mates are thrilled for me.”