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Published on October 31st, 2016 | by Flipside

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Clinton Emails Reveal She Could Have Made $1million With One Easy Transaction With Nigerian Prince

The long-running email issuing plaguing Hillary Clinton has taken another twist after the FBI have revealed she was offered the opportunity to make an easy $1 million dollars if she helped a Nigerian prince obtain inheritance from abroad.

Special Agent Ed Winchester commented, ‘It would seem Senator Clinton attempted to cover this up by hiding it the email in her junk file and labelling it as spam. But you can’t outwit the boys from the FBI. If only she was black, then prosecuting her would be much easier. Anyway this latest announcement is in no way related to derailing her election campaign and allowing Mr Trump to make America great again.’

Meanwhile, The Tab has withdrawn it’s backing of her candidacy, stating it believes anyone who turned down such a golden opportunity to make a fast buck is not suited to running the largest economy on the planet.

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