Published on January 30th, 2017 | by Flipside0
‘I Don’t Really See the Point in Protest,’ argues Local Dipshit.
CHARLIE’S FLAT – In another intellectually profound declaration, my flatmate Charlie has declared activism as a ‘fruitless endeavor.’ This is his third Satre-esque bombshell this week after ‘How are you not Vegan? It’s 2017.’, ‘Hey do you mind if we do coke here?’ and ‘No I haven’t touched your stash. Must’ve been Amy.’
Speaking with Flipside Charlie related how he sees the International Women’s March as ‘kinda pointless, like I’m not really sure what it achieves.’ He continued citing that the protests against Trump, ‘don’t seem to be going anywhere.’ This reporter couldn’t tell whether he was being ironic but neither could Charlie.
Styling himself opposite to famous charlatans Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela, Elizabeth Standon, and Angela Davis, Charlie endorses a revolutionary stance of stoned apathy tempered with constant bitching. He also swears he would never have sold Jews out for extra milk rations but who’s to say?
Stay golden Charlie, you’re on the right side of history.
Editor’s Note: this is a real conversation. If you are dumber than Charlie and want evidence how dumb you are by protesting the exclusion of millions lead by an American demagogue you can join Flipside and a couple thousand of our friends at THE MOUND, 6PM, TONIGHT.