Published on March 20th, 2014 | by Flipside0
Concerns grow over the whereabouts of MH370, in what authorities are calling “hide and seek gone too far”
The parents of MH370, Mr Malay & Mrs Sian Government, made an emotional statement to a gathered group of local media, “We were just playing a game, and I counted to 49 minutes and then went and looked for him. It was then I realised he’d hidden really quite well. At least he had just got is Scouts’ ‘survival badge’”.
Hopes were raised when a very similar looking plane was snapped having a sneaky drink in a bar just before takeoff, which may have explained MH370’s erratic behaviour:
However, it was found to be an innocent plane having a quiet drink with its cabin crew. A full rescue attempt mounted by Vietnamese Community Support Ofﬁcers has, so far, been unsuccessful.
Ho Chi Minh, the team leader, said, ‘If you see anything resembling a lost plane please call us. The plane answers to the nicknames, ‘Roary’ and ‘Finny’. His favourite food is kerosene and a reward of 200 Vietnamese Dongs will be given to the winner, I mean, ﬁnder. We will be stepping up the search and putting a poster on every lamppost in Vietnam.
Around the world people are in uproar that little Finny could be left alone by his parents and wander in the open skies alone, but – as of yet – no fowl play (geddit!?) is suspected.