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Published on September 21st, 2015 | by Flipside

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Conservative Party Defend Cameron on the Grounds, “It was just the tip and therefore doesn’t count”

“It was only the tip,” Said Conservative spokesperson Boris Johnson, “and thus it simply doesn’t count, I must say David did put his penis in the pigs mouth, and by Bloomsbury Rules if he wasn’t at full mast and only put the tip in, then it doesn’t count as fucking. He didn’t fuck a pig. Bloody hell, people these days, they just want a story, I once snorted too much cocaine and got a cheeky hand-job of an ostrich behind a bin, but you don’t see anyone writing about that….Don’t write about that”

In his anger Boris became too posh to translate, even our most upper class writer was baffled.

Flipside must add to Cameron’s defence, Tories and Pigs have forever been seen as basically the same species, no wonder this social conditioning clouded his judgement and lead to his actions, its more like incest than bestiality, as the pig was actually Cameron’s second cousin, twice removed on his mother’s side.

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