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Published on March 27th, 2018 | by Flipside

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Corbyn Counters Tory Incompetence With Anti-Semitic Row No.183

For many years British politics has been in a tense state of utter fuckery. With no party able to gain the upper hand in the race to be the most moronic in all the land.

Recently the battle has ebbed and flowed as ever, with the Tories making a move for the title seeing its senior members (Johnson and Gove) embroiled in the Cambridge Analytica scandal, which is so god damn juicy it might (won’t) put the whole case of Brexit into question. Which we here at Flipside have already covered as we are good at news and stuff.

However Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has made a bold counter: starting the 183rd Anti-Semitic row during his time as Labour Leader.

When pressed for a comment Mr. Corbyn stated,

“Look, I saw the Tories pulling away so I made a move. I thought to myself what has consistently undermined me and my leadership? Failing to care about not representing the overwhelming number of pro-EU voters in my party? Naa they don’t seem to give a fuck about me wanting Brexit as long as they can chant my name at Glastonbury. So instead I chose supporting or failing to condemn anti-Semitic concepts or individuals. Whilst browsing Facebook, something that I am inexplicably standing by as a good news source for dem youths, I saw that a mural depicting Jewish people as greedy money grabbers whilst others are oppressed was going to be taken down. Perfect, commented about how I supported it and mentioned Lenin, shit storm begins. Your move May.”

Momentum have praised Corbyn’s move as “bold and effective.”

Whereas critics, such as May,  stated that,

“This is a typical Corbyn move and it won’t work. Look he isn’t going to match us for sheer idiocy, no matter how you spin it we have Boris and are charging headlong into Brexit for no real reason. A little bit or antisemitism isn’t going to bring him back into this game. If worst comes to the worst we can just get David to revisit the farm and that will always game changer.

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