Published on February 10th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Corbyn plans to give Cameron’s Mum a knighthood
Jeremy Corbyn has announced that if he becomes elected, he will knight Mary Cameron. Corbyn said of his decision: ‘Mary has shown bravery and courage in standing up to her son David. Her decision to sign a petition that calls for the formal recognition of David Cameron as a pie is virtuous. I can see of no better way to show my respect for his marvellous woman.’
Millions across the country are shocked that a man with notoriously flimsy morals could have been raised by such a honourable woman.
Flipside can exclusively reveal that Mary was behind the hacking of Jeremy Corbyn’s Twitter and the tweet: ‘Davey Cameron is a pie’. Upon hearing this news, Corbyn chuckled and announced that formally recognising Cameron as a pie would be the first decision he would make in government.