Published on November 2nd, 2015 | by Flipside0
Corbyn Resents Accusations That He Doesn’t Understand “Money Stuff.”
Since his coming to power in the Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn has faced frequent accusations that he isn’t capable of dealing with the complexities of the modern economy, currency and general fiscal responsibility.
In reply to this Corbyn initially stuck up two fingers and made a fart noise with his tongue.
However he has now issued a statement claiming he is baffled by the accusations that he doesn’t understand “money stuff.”
“Look,” he said, “I don’t understand where this notion that I don’t understand financial thingys has come from. I am great with money, one month I lived off just a tenner and tuppence, didn’t wash or have a house, or have much to eat, but it felt great. I can totally do the economy things, economics policy is just a fancy game of top trumps I think. And we have some good cards.
He continued, “I know the currencies of like all the countries, Britain is pounds, America Euros, Europe Yin and china uses the rupee. I don’t know where these accusations have come from. But I hope that this statement will finish them like the deutschmark finished the shilling.