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Published on November 21st, 2016 | by Flipside

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Cruel Monster That Is 2016, Also Takes Kanye West

After the deaths of various celebrated, influential and controversial artists, it has been made increasingly clear that the focuses of or admiration can no longer survive in the barren, purple-rainless, landscape of 2016. The latest victim of this trend is Kanye West, the controversial, loud-mouthed, yet undeniably talented and arguably well meaning artist. However, it has become increasingly clear as the year has progressed that Kanye West has fallen victim to the ravenous bitch that is 2016 and his person, reputation and potential livelihood is in the midst of consumption to fuel the dark power which is ruling the world. Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred.

 

It is obvious that Kanye’s recent comments on Trump and his apparent support, are simply a by-product of general 2016 madness, the same year that a Gorilla became ruler of the internet, a reality TV star became President of the USA and the Great Barrier Reef begged to be euthanized.

 

A local Kanye West fan has commented ‘I’m starting to have some regrets about standing up for him all these years, Damn you 2016.’

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