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Published on September 21st, 2016 | by Flipside

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Daily Mail’ Extremely Concerned About ‘Brangelina’s Property Value After Reported Divorce

In light of the Earth shaking, glass shattering news of the impending divorce of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, ‘The Daily Mail’, referred by people who don’t like the publication as ‘The Daily Fail’ (lol), as expressed an intense worry over their various properties. ‘The Daily Mail’, a publication actually desperate to launch into estate agency, has expressed worry, stress and general high emotion over the value and range of the properties owned by the couple.

 

‘Fuck the kids. What about the value of the mansions? Will they sell? (The properties, not the children). Will we be smug about that? We’re really looking forward to $400 million dollars of sweet, sweet property to fixated on in the coming months.’

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