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Politics

Published on November 16th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Tories announce tooth fairy tax

After recent news that the value of children’s teeth has drastically increased to an unprecedented £10, the Conservatives have decided to launch an inquiry into the greatly increased earnings of mythical beings.

“We’ve noticed an increasing trend in magical and mythical beings’ spending power, and through the use of creative thinking  we have brainstormed that it would be good to tax them” said Joesphine Figgins, a Conservative MP.

“It’s been noted that magical figures of fun, such as Santa Claus and the tooth fairy, have reported increased earnings. Kids used to get a pound when I was young, now it’s a small fortune. I believe we will be teaching children a valuable lesson by imposing a small tax of 15% on all tooth fairy contributions”

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