Published on October 17th, 2013 | by Flipside0
Democrats allow Republicans to play with their Toys
Flipside is happy to report that the US Government shut-down is over as the Democratic Party has allowed the Republican Party to play with their toys, concluding a historic deal.
John Boehner, Republican Speaker of the House, was ecstatic, “Barack has had this cool action man that I’ve wanted to have a go on for ages!” He then proceeded to run around the Capitol Building making airplane sounds.
A spokesperson for the Democratic party, distraught at having lost their tricycle, sobbed, “I just don’t want to live in a country where the Republicans can play with our toys.”
Both houses of congress were out of session today as all the representatives were playing with toys throughout the greater D.C. area. Kevin Spacey, in character as Francis Underwood from House of Cards, turned up to promote the Playstation Vita and the iPhone.