Published on September 15th, 2015 | by Flipside0
Dominoes and Pizza Hut elect champions to fight to the death over Central Campus.
If one has taken a stroll along central campus in recent days they will have been painfully aware of a tension which is almost palpable.
Indeed, the hatred between Dominoes and Pizza Hut at freshers week is well documented and understood. However, this year things have reached a new level of intensity. This has come to a head with the election of two champion flyerer’s who will fight to the death in a duel. The two champions will attempt to hack each other to death with their flyers, smother with their paper bags, and really fuck each other off with their equally pointless offers.
The winner shall gain their company total hegemony of Central Campus, relegating the others to haymarket and leith. The sort of Medieval duel will take place at 12:17ish tomorrow afternoon, the winner shall gain sod all in actuality, but still it should be lols. More to follow.