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Published on April 8th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Donald Trump Announces Plans To Build A Ditch

After a series of prominent minds, journalists, everyday civilians, monkeys, dogs, single celled organisms and spanners pointed out the variety of design flaws and fiscal logistics of building the Great Wall of America to keep out all Mexicans, Donald Trump (here on in will be referred to by Drumpf) has announced the more plausible proposal of building a ditch.

Speaking yesterday Drumpf stated ‘I don’t see why we should waste good American stones in making a wall, that the shifty Mexicans could probably climb over, when we could build a really fabulous ditch for all the Aliens to just fall into and we can leave them there. It’s going to be really luxurious, gonna look as good as a ditch can look, wow. All my friends have said it’s a great idea. All my friends are really important great people who know loads about how to build great ditches. Not as great as me though, I am great, me Donald J. Ditch, see what I did there? caman aren’t I hilarious? Somebody go punch Jeb for me please.’

So far it is unclear as to who will pay the ditch diggers, however it has been confirmed that the shovels will be imported from China.

 

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