Published on February 3rd, 2016 | by Flipside0
Donald Trump Awarded the Nobellend Peace Prize
The media was set alight today by the news that Republican presidential candidate second-to-front-runner Donald Trump has won the Nobellend Peace Prize. Trump was a surprise victor, with betting experts at Ladbrokes giving him a 1 in 13 chance of winning, compared to YouTube user Die_Jooz-KKK and five-time winner “comedian” Adam Sandler.
Representatives from the Nobellend Committee described Trump as “striving for attention through unreasonable strength and non-negotiable bullshit” and “a inspiration for all idiots in our modern times.”
Conservative Chancellor George Osborne made a statement that he was “totes gutted” about the Committee’s decision.
“What does it take to win the award?” shouted Osborne in an uncharacteristic show of emotion. “I work day in and day out to be an utter prick and you give it to who?! I’ve been making political decisions for years to win this award. I even have that creepy ghost-blowjob face on 24/7 for you people – what more do you want?!”
The Nobellend Prize ceremony is set to take place on Feburary 14th, the 200 year anniversary of Alfrich Nobellend kicking a puppy in the face. Representatives for Mr Trump have stated that he will be too busy to attend the ceremony as he will be in Billund, Denmark, collecting all of the LEGO bricks necessary for his massive wall.