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Published on April 20th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Drug Dealers celebrate ‘Stoner Christmas’

It’s the day that comes once a year, and is dear to many many people, the classic 4/20. It’s a day which brings people together, a day which people decide to put their various qualms to one side for the special day. The fourth of April, is an event known world wide as the designated day to celebrate getting really high, or generally sharing memes related to marijuana if you can’t get in on the action yourself.

 

It’s also known as being a really manic day for drug dealers, and as a result, who are so rushed of their feet on this day they even have to employ temps. *Derek, a dealer noted: “I’ve been rushed off my feet. The lovely weather has inspired more people than usual to get blazed. Today actually feels like work, in fact I’ve had people not accepting my general tardiness and I’ve been forced to meet people on time. But I’ve made so much money this afternoon that I think I can afford a mini-break to Venice next month.”

 

*names have been changed for legal reason

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