Published on September 17th, 2013 | by Flipside0
Edinburgh Council furious at not being included in Grand Theft Auto 5
CITY CHAMBERS – Edinburgh City Council are today venting their anger at not being included in Grand Theft Auto 5, after a 20 year plan to get into the game series seemed to fail. The failure is only compounded by the inclusion of Border town Hawick, albeit in name only.
Edinburgh City Councillor John McIntyre explained the council’s long-term plans. “We got Rockstar to set up offices here. Then we got Irvine Welsh and Ian Rankin to set loads of drug and crime novels in the city. Finally, we built the trams to give the city an ‘exciting’ feel. But it’s all been in vain. Now our only hope is that out low skyline means an Assassin’s Creed game might get set here. Fuck knows those two ugly stadiums are never making into any FIFA game…”