Published on August 26th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Edinburgh Fringe Flyerer Still Has Self Esteem
In an unprecedented turn of events, Neil Morton, a 2nd year University of Edinburgh student, has managed to cling on to a sense of self worth and ambition right to the bitter end of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Whilst other flyerers have faced wind, rain, and the occasional ‘pedestrian’ (twat) telling them to ‘fuck off and recycle’, and emerged with little to no self esteem, Neil has admirably maintained a inner sense of dignity.
When asked how he managed this feat, Neil responded that it was through mediation, and telling himself how much he loves himself into a mirror every morning: ‘I was hard, but I just had to remind myself every day that I am worthy of love’. Adding, ‘my mantra is, just keep flying’.